Miami's Party Station


Lucy Lopez


I couldn’t decide what caption to go with…

“Hey this bull ride has lasted as long as my relevance to the universe.”

“Reverse cowgirl is for amateurs”

“I don’t have to pay the toll if I ride this on the turnpike…right?!!”

“Which way to The Has Been Ranch?”

“Oh look! It’s a self made reality star! Who makes a sh*t load of money off her perfumes, clothing line, shoe line and eyelashes! Oh look that’s me behind her crying into a pitcher of sad…hating life”