Awesome Poop News!
One of the longest pieces of poop in history (and no I’m not talking about Danza Koduro) is going to be auctioned off on Saturday. It’s ancient, fossilized, and 40 inches long. It could be up to 33 million years old . . . and no one’s quite sure what animal it came from. It’s expected to sell for $8,000 to $10,000.