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vFpQP39LB60dli3n-rJnVvTM07dsvIzxrCL5xMiy1V4GV4unC1ifXkUExQ4N-DBCKwI=w300There’s no doubt about it- Girls LOVE Instagram.

But our posts are getting a little predictable. We gotta step our Insta-game up. Here are the top 10 predictable Girl-posts.

1. The Selfie- This is the all-time favorite. This is you thinking you look gooood. You want those likes. If it doesn’t get likes, you’re deleting that bitch. Ideal front camera pose is usually sexy eyes, camera from above, lips puckered slightly (we can’t do duck face- we will get called on that)… Great lighting. Don’t have good lighting? That’s ok. That is what X-Pro II filter is for. Car-Selfies = Portable studio.

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2. The No Make-up Selfie- Let’s just call this one out- you want us to think you look pretty with no makeup. The natural look. “I woke up like dis…” There are usually remnants of mascara or eye-brow pencil from the night before that wouldn’t come off with your Oil of Olay makeup wipes. #NOFILTS

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3. Me with Friends- You’re social. People like you. We get it.

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4. THIS IS WHAT I’M EATING- because who doesn’t like good food. Nothing is better than people envying your good food! Don’t you wish you were eating with me?

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5. The Mirror Selfie- Ahhhhh the mirror selfie. Est. in 2006. This is when you want to show off but have NO ONE to take a picture of you. Wait… is that a mirror? Perfect. I can act like I didn’t take 10 of these and edit it to make me look skinnier. (Place arm/hand in front of big hips)

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6. Beach Bod Selfie- Yeah I’m showing all this off. All of it. Go ahead and hit that like button. Comment if you wanna take that extra step.

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7. The Subliminal- This is directed toward the guy or really close friend you are upset with. It can either be of a picture of a landscape with what you consider to be a “deep thought” or just “profound” text. It can also be a pensive selfie, but the text is imperative to get your point across.

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8. The Kissy-face/Peace sign Selfie- This is a total go-to when you want to look cute and fun. You don’t have to worry about your face looking puffy, and your lips look perky! And full-ish! Always a good thing. We need to move on from this though– It is too forced and too obvious; much like the duck face.

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9. LOOK I’m Clubbing!- This is when you want to show people how cool you are. You get into the coolest places! Who wouldn’t want to be friends with you?! This also shows the guy you are interested in that you are totally having A LOT of fun and not thinking about him at all. So that’s always good.

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10. I WORKOUT Selfie- How’d you think I got this bod? Zuh… I workout. At least I’m getting there. I take care of me! You might post something like this when you are feeling a little insecure and want people to tell you how good you look.

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Honorable mentions: The Glass of Wine- Just straight up class. You’re cultured. And that makes you more likeable. Who doesn’t like culture? Or a good glass of wine?

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I drink Starbucks!- You’re a busy girl. And busy girls LOVE Starbucks.

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Whether you need a little attention, or reinforcing your already existing narcissism, these are the top ten “like”-seeking posts! Get to posting!