So if there was ever a contest for the best city in America, Miami would obviously win. I used to think that I just thought this, or that every city had shows that took place in their idealistic setting that we call home, BUT NO. Miami is special. We have Cuban food. The Miami Heat. […]
Kim posted these pictures on her Instagram last night of her and Kanye. Looks a little digitally enhanced… or SOMETHING. Like he looks prettier. See that triangle in the middle of his forehead?? ILLUMINATI. Or a Christmas tree. ILLUMINATI triangle shine!
So as I take a gander at the presents around my family’s Christmas tree, I notice they don’t say “From: Santa” they all say “From: Yeezus”. Oh yeah? All my gifts came from Kanye West? Hm. That’s weird. To: Marissa From: Yeezus I’m hoping my Mom thinks that Yeezus is just a hip, new way to […]
Shhhhh… Operation TNO! Beyonce had ordered EVERYONE, and that even means hubster! to be tight-lipped about her self-titled album release. They were under Operation TNO: Tell NO ONE. And it worked cause most of the Columbia record execs didn’t even know about this until the rest of us found out! Like really tho. How does […]
Morgan Freeman is obvi super cool and his voice narrates my life. So naturally it makes sense to make a real-life iPad portrait of the voice of God. IT’S SO COOL. Artist is Kyle Lambert and I don’t know how he does this. It looks unbelievably real.
There’s a reason Bruce Jenner threw on some blue lipstick … his favorite Kris Jenner wig … and shaped his eyebrows perfectly — the guy just got a NEW MOVIE ROLE, TMZ has learned. Jenner scored himself a part in the upcoming flick, “The Hungover Games” … which spoofs “The Hunger Games” and “The Hangover” […]
“May the odds be forever in your favor…” Happy Black Friday! Be careful out there! And remember… it’s just a flat-screen TV! Don’t run nobody over now!!
“Twerk” is now a word that is recognized by the Oxford dictionary: (ew.) verb [no object] informal dance to popular music in a sexually provocative manner involving thrusting hip movements and a low, squatting stance: “Back in my day…” (insert old man voice here) we didn’t call it twerking it was booty shakin’! Now “twerking” […]