It’s always a party when your grandpa moves in!! ….NOT!
I know that Unicorns exist, but most people don’t believe me. Here is further proof they are real. A toilet covered in glitter. Clearly … this Unicorn is NOT potty trained. @thelucylopez
Carmen’s calling from the salon to notify her not so attractive client that she missed another appointment…
You have no idea how fun life can get once they open up a beer bar near your casa. It’s so convenient to try out new brews and meet up with your friends. I’ve actually skipped out on a few manicure appointments just to have a frosty one. My new fave spot: The Brass Tap […]
Here is a recipe for a delicious dish. It’s my go to comfort food! It’s called “Sicilian Cauliflower Yummy Food for your Tummy.” I either dump this awesomeness over a bed of pasta or a cup of brown rice! It’s really up to you. I’m always looking for fun recipes and this one always makes […]
Carmen is casting for an anti-smoking commercial and wants to know how long the actress has had the hole in her throat. That’s pretty disgusting!
This is a total dream come true. Sophia Coppola directing a new version of Little Mermaid! Yes!!! One of my favorite movies ever is: Virgin Suicides. I love that movie…imagine a dark version of such a Disney classic?! Can’t wait!
Carmen wants to rent a horse since her license was revoked for drag racing. She wants to ride off into the sunset like a reverse cowgirl!! Ummm ok??